When cardio meets scripture, you get this masterpiece.
This handmade wood sign delivers a divine excuse to skip jogging, quoting Proverbs 28:1 with righteous sarcasm: “THE WICKED RUN WHEN NO ONE IS CHASING THEM.”
Crafted in Roswell, GA by the CoolHandmadeShit crew, this piece is laser-engraved on dark-stained wood with bold yellow text. It’s perfect for anyone who prefers holy naps over holy hustle — and isn’t afraid to weaponize scripture for comic relief.
Dimensions: Approx. 7" x 7.5"
Finish: Dark brown stain with yellow engraved text
Placement: Hanging rope included for easy display
Mood: Lazy, blessed, and biblically justified
Jogging is for the Wicked Snark Sign | Handmade Sass
$25.00Price
Excluding Sales Tax |
