Cool Handmade Shit's Shipping Policy
(For customers who need things spelled out… loudly.)

Shipping Rates

Look, shipping isn’t free. Not for me, not for you, not for anyone except Jeff Bezos.

So here’s the deal:

Small stuff: $5.99
Clothing: $7.99
Wood signs: $9.99
Free shipping at $100+ because I love you and also because it encourages you to buy more stuff.

These prices include postage, packaging, and the emotional labor of me wrestling with tape.

Everything here is handmade by an actual human. Not a robot. Not a warehouse. Not a Prime truck.

If you need something “right now,” please time‑travel back to when you should’ve ordered it.

USPS or UPS. Whichever one is less likely to yeet your package into a ditch that day.

You’ll get tracking so you can obsessively refresh it like the rest of us.

Once the carrier scans it, it’s officially in their hands. If it goes missing, please yell at them, not me. They have trucks. I do not.

If something arrives damaged, send me pics within 48 hours and I’ll help you out.

Not yet. I’m powerful, but not that powerful.