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Blessed and roasted.

 

This handmade wood sign delivers a heavenly dose of sarcasm with laser-engraved clarity: “Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.”

Crafted from solid black-stained wood with beige engraving, it’s the perfect gift for your favorite sinner, office troublemaker, or anyone who needs divine love and earthly honesty in equal measure.

 

Made in Roswell, GA by the CoolHandmadeShit crew, this sign is bold, hilarious, and ready to lean, hang, or gift with unapologetic flair.

 

Dimensions: Approx. 7.5" x 7"

Finish: Matte black stain with beige engraved text

Placement: Freestanding or wall-mountable (hardware not included).

Material:  Pine 

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