When cardio meets scripture, you get this masterpiece.
When life gets weird, get weirder.
This handmade wood sign is for the fighters, the flailers, and the fabulous — engraved with the motivational battle cry: “WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU CURVEBALLS, SWING AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE STEVIE WONDER WITH A LIGHTSABER.”
Crafted in Roswell, GA by the CoolHandmadeShit crew, this piece is laser-engraved on dark-stained wood with bold yellow text. It’s perfect for anyone who faces chaos with comedy and refuses to go down quietly.
Dimensions: Approx. 8.5" x 7"
Finish: Dark brown stain with yellow engraved text
Placement: Hanging rope included for easy display
Mood: Unhinged, hilarious, and ready to duel
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Cool Handmade Shit
$25.00Price
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