Some phrases should come with a warning label — and “calm down” is one of them. This handmade wood sign delivers the truth with perfect snark: telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.
Crafted on real wood with bold lettering, this piece is perfect for kitchens, offices, craft rooms, she‑sheds, or anywhere you want to broadcast your zero‑nonsense energy.
Every sign is handmade, so grain, texture, and personality will vary — which is exactly what makes each one unique. Add it to your Wall of Snark or gift it to someone who appreciates humor with claws.
"Calm Down? Sure — Let Me Baptize This Cat First" Wood Signg
$25.00Price
Excluding Sales Tax |
