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Start your day with a little murder humor.

 

This handmade wood sign delivers the kind of energy that says “I survived, and I’m not in the mood.” Engraved with the bold declaration: “GOOD MORNING, I SEE THE ASSASSINS HAVE FAILED”

 

Crafted in Roswell, GA by the CoolHandmadeShit crew, this piece is laser-engraved on dark-stained wood with bold yellow text. It’s perfect for anyone who greets the day with sarcasm, caffeine, and a healthy distrust of humanity.

Dimensions: Approx. 8" x 7"

Finish: Dark brown stain with yellow engraved text

Placement: Hanging rope included for easy

Assassins Failed Snark Sign - Handmade Wood Drama

$25.00Price
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